You are a professional lawyer and would you like to target guys lawyers or even girls? The following “law” themed pick up lines will help you get a win with those in the field of law and regulation. Make sure to target law professionals like paralegals, courthouse workers and lawyers. Pick up these phrases that are related to the legal profession to give you a fun and flirty flair to your life.
SHORT Lawyer Pick Up Lines
Are you my lawyer? Because you should be screwing me.
Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me.
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
Girl, you’re testi-fine.
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.
Hey baby, let’s go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
Hey baby! do you have a lawyer cause you just stole my heart.
Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
Hey boy, I don’t need your call number. I know I can find you in the Fine section.
Hey boy, I hear you’re of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I’ll admit you.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I’d find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Hey Girl! I’m a lawyer call me when u want to get a divorce.
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
I believe that it’s in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
I don’t know if I have standing, but I’d love to court you.
I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
I need someone to look through these briefs.
I think I’d be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
I’d have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
I’ve got a precedent that’s long and deep.
I’ll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place.
I’m going to sue the pants off you.
If loving you is a crime, then I’m looking at a life sentence.
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is your Daddy a lawyer? Because you look innocent and I feel guilty.
Is your estate subject to open?
Just be who you are, I’m not the one to judge.
Let me show you my mens rea.
Let’s adjourn to the bedroom.
Let’s just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
Nice rebuttal.
Res ipsa loquitur’, honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
The prosecution can rest at my place tonight.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
BEST Law Pick up Lines | Lawyer Puns
When I bring an ejectment action, there’ll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
Why don’t you take a look at my briefs?
When I think of you, I become fully vested.
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
You’re so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
Your body is ‘ultra vires’, it’s beyond my power to control myself around you.
Just be who you are, I’m not the one to judge.
Is your estate subject to open?
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
I really like how you fill out a brief.
Baby, if you were a contract, you’d be the fine print.
Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me.
How about practising some lateral equality?
Want me to save you even just for tonight?
Let me show you my mens rea.
Are you my lawyer? Because you should be screwing me.
